It’s almost been seven weeks since the birth, and I finally feel mostly like my body is something resembling the way it used to be. I have never had any confidence or comfort in my own body – something I didn’t really appreciate had such a hold over me until pregnancy kicked in. My self esteem skyrocketed. I was proud of the shape of my body for possibly the first time in my life. Now that it is over, I am dealing with the awkward leaky boobs and the squishy paunch, but I’m totally okay with it. I keep telling myself I’ll start paying a bit more attention to eating less crap soon, but then somebody will turn up to the house with muffins, or our favourite ice cream will be on special at the supermarket, or it will be thursday, or the sky will be blue. So yeah. Still eating a lot of crap over here. Whatevs.
The birth was, shall we say, traumatic. The short version is I laboured for 17 hours at home, went to the birth centre (just as a tour was going through and a large group of unsuspecting parents-to-be were treated to the sounds of me moaning and wailing like a banshee) to be told I was at 5cm dilation, then over the course of the next 10 hours tried the shower, tried the bath, tried the gas and air, tried morphine, tried pushing but was told to immediately stop due to a cervical lip, then the midwife suggested that an epidural was necessary as this labour just wasn’t progressing the way they’d like. I was eventually transferred into the labour ward and knocked out with the drugs. The next morning, at around the 30th hour, I had finally had it to the hallowed 10cm dilation and was allowed to push again – only to find that the babe had turned to the posterior position, which is ‘face up’. Eventually they helped her out with forceps. Anything resembling a birth plan had gone out the window, but we had a healthy baby girl, and it was finally over, so I didn’t care.
Physically, birth aside, having a newborn is tough. Breastfeeding means your nipples get tired, fluctuating milk supply means they ache, there’s the leaking which I absolutely abhor, the back pain, the tight shoulders. You are constantly leaning over the bassinet, the change table, wherever she is. You wear her, which gets tiring. I even had a glorious stack merely walking at around the week three mark – I took layers of skin off both of my knees and the palms of my hands and felt rather pathetic.
I went to the gyno for my vagino yesterday to see how it is all coming together. They did this godawful examination and told me that apparently it is healing well, just slowly. For someone who is terrified of her own lady bits right now, I think about sex an awful lot, and I really miss having any type of intimacy with Husbandito. We have touched on the subject but I think he was also so traumatised by the whole thing (in some ways, more than me) that he is probably not in any rush either. That is probably what I worry about more than anything. I know he definitely feels that sense of “those boobs aren’t mine to play with any more”… which is fair enough. It’s a little depressing. I think he senses this and makes an effort to tell me I look nice, things like that.
I don’t mean to complain, I’m just making notes. One of those really stupid things that people say in your final month of pregnancy is “oh once the baby is born you’ll forget all about the pain”. Uh, I call bullshit on that one. I know it’s still new but I will never forget the pain. Which is not to say I’ll not be a glutton for punishment and attempt all this again later down the line.